Tally Hall - The Bidding

Going once, going twice
Won't these gentlemen suffice
Any here? Any there?
Any motions anywhere?
Going twice going thrice
Guess this means we'll go four times a lady
I promise I'll be all you'll need, ever need
You'll never have to shop around (don't shop around)
And I'll give you all you'll ever need, ever need
Don't worry I will never let you down, let you down
Don't worry I will never let you down
So many ladies are wanting for mates
And the prospects are good but the date's never great